I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Oh, my husband is on his way home, and the neighbor hasn't fully helped yet - put it in already

Oops, my girlfriend found out I was fucking my sister. At least she's not jealous

I poured and pissed, but she's still shy and she won't let go

The teacher has credits on his mind, not the pussy of an 18-year-old on his face - lick it already

Son, check out how I can suck my dick - I didn't graduate from a blowjob course for nothing

Son, don't be shy, come closer and unpack your father's gift

So, client, forget about your wife, or she'll give you anal

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

Took a risk and jerked off his sleeping mom - she woke up, realized it, gave it to me

Yes, I jerk off to my parents' sex, but I'm not allowed to watch porn

I thought my husband was asleep, so I fucked him... Okay, there's no shame in getting drunk

Neighbor, you take what you need in the kitchen, I'm busy babbling here

Neighbor, what's with the statements, I won't fuck you for money 😦

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

The sister said good morning and sat on her face without waiting for an answer

Brother, do you use mom's panties to jerk off your dick? Fuck me, no one's home

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home